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Dude the Puppies thing is AWESOME!!
I heard it on the radio at lunchtime...

That guy is freakin Nutz!
I'd have taken that knife from my dad and shoved it in his leg!

All these stories come from America....

Jabe

These are just sad.

OMG What a dush... That was extremley funny though!

You know it would be cool to feel what the one second burst felt like.

But you have to know that you lose control, I mean I knew that would have happened... crazy man.. just crazy

why do I picture my one friend doing this.

MrDooo wrote:http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... m/penis_dc

I didn't need to know that.

That brings a whole new meaning to choking the chicken...

Jabe

If he couldn't tell the difference then he probably wasn't getting much use out of it anyway...

What's he gonna grab when pig slaughtering time comes around? :lol:

MrDooo wrote:http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthre ... did=181865

When I was in the 7th or 8th grade, I had a stun gun. It wasn't a taser, just one of the deals with the metal prongs at the end and the sparking electricity. I shocked myself quite a few times. The area that gets shocked would tense up then go totally numb. I was scared to shock myself in the torso because I thought it would stop my heart.

MrDooo wrote:http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... sleepy_sex

I like how they're claiming they don't have a name for the disorder yet.

How about "Your wife is a whore and would cheat on you if she were awake and her superego wasn't there to stop her."

A little wordy, I know.

Fortunately for Dooo you just ate pizza while you slept.

So what do ya do when you get busted pulling a Milli Vanilli?

Safety dance!

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