swgtales.com and xmas song parodies!

[Jaminos]

Well I seem to be the target of jokes now days. Out of all 200 people I get picked on in these kinda things. Well I can atleast keep the thought that Ekade is the target of almost everything.

That is what I am here for babe.

Ya sure,
When your not on your knees Jk

[Hashum]

I nominate both of your for Grammys. I had to take a 15 minute breather before finishing the post to stop crying and catch my breath.

[Keer]

And for a certain New Year's Eve tea-totaller I know and love...

Liquor (aka Lauren's Screwdriver Regret, to the tune of Linger by the Cranberries)

In the morning, those drinks might return
Esophagus acid burn
Hoping that it fades
And I'm sure not knocking you
But you should've had some food
Your stomach's torn apart
And it's ruining your whole day

Worst of all, you guzzled LaBatt's Blue
Like it was Mountain Dewwww
So why Screwdrivers in both hands!
Shakey where you stand
Ran to catch you in time...
Jumped a couch to get to you...
We should both be asleep

Ooooh
Who's gonna hold your hair up for yooou ?
The toilet's wrapped inside your fingers.
Did you have to drink that LIQUOR?
Did you have to?
Did you have to?
Did you have to drink that LIQUORRRR ?