Do I suck?

[Jabe Adaks]

Is she hot?

Jabe

In a word?

No.

Big rack, but has big teeth too. Also is slightly standoffish at times.

Well I was just going to say you could make her your secretary or something if you got some pull in the company.. That would be nicer than getting canned.

Jabe

[Rye]

doh oh well man good luck with that

[E-bo Obi]

This one is too easy. You are not bad. Its the universe as it should be. Look out for your own.

Now, if your father doesn't have more trust in you than any other employee he has maybe there is something else wrong. But personally I am going to try and keep something I have invested most of my life in over someone that has worked for me for a little over a year.

[Skarr]

Sorry, Delt, but yeah, you suck. You know what the honorable thing to do is.


Yeah, that's right. You go south as south can be and make her forget her name, let alone the job thing.

Um.... when did the spirit of Skarr possess Dooo. I don't know this dirty fish but he ain't the bluegill I know!

/hi5 Mess'tar

glad to see someone is keeping the humor down in the gutter while i'm away!

and btw I voted yes before reading the story as well, and I've only met deltar once IRL,

[Skarr]

Is she hot?

Jabe

In a word?

No.

Big rack, but has big teeth too. Also is slightly standoffish at times.

just keep her mouth shut with something, then you're all set

[Shadowpaw]

I voted yes before reading also... but that's because you suck on so many other levels... and I hate you...

But as for the scenario, tain't yo fault....

Life goes on, and this too shall pass...

[warsloth]

Here's a solution to the problem...
Cut her up and leave her hanging from a meat hook in her office. Works every time.

Or you could take a dive on the short sword, yourself.

all retarded serial killer jokes aside, I got a job because of a family member once, and eventually a group of 9 related people got me screwed. (still waiting on my injury settlement though HA!) I got the reference based on my abilities, and the fact that no one else knew someone, and temps sucked.
The family group that was in there went too far and (we) got one canned. six months later, they seized a rare opportunity at a coup, and started eliminating non-loyalists. I felt like I was in russia or some crap. It only took a day or two for the others to get their knife in the back. And after forcing them to a stalemate I bowed out, the constant stress, hostile environment got the better of me. It was about this time I also decided I would applaud all their deaths.
I have to do this:
If one of you should read this, and know who you are, know that I will be watching. I will be there to urinate on your headstones. And should I see you trapped in your burning vehicle, I would hold back passing samaritans with only one thing to say... "let them burn."

Hope she takes it as well as I did Deltar, I was going to hack them all up, but felt merciful.

[Krusshyk]

Ummm, Sloth?...uh...you wouldn't by chance live in a compound in Northern Montana...would ya?

/mood nervous

[Sai'nu]

You don't suck, man. Circumstances. That's all Life is really about. To me it sounds like your more qualified for the job anyway. It doesn't matter how you got the job. I would've answered yes, you do, if you could honestly say she's the better worker. But that doesn't seem to be the case. The best thing you, and your boss, could do is give her 'warning' that she needs to find another job. It's just the honorable thing to do.

The Lunatic Fringer