hey i get a holiday and i get to come back in the sequel! woohoo!The Empire is pleased to announce the expiration of the notorious rebel sharn musashi, who 4 days ago was helplessly dismembered with a lightsaber by a battle droid. This incident occurred in a backwater spaceport on the third moon of Endor. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I'll be back in the sequel!" just before expiring. sharn musashi was reportedly accompanied by a bearded old jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebel Day".
top that off with a death by lightsaber. im happy to be dead *laughs*
